When Breaking Dawn begins to move, however, the audience has to watch pale Mr. Patterson verbally fight with a brooding Mr. And yet, for some reason, the marriage and the honeymoon make up 75 minutes of the film. Nothing of substance happens in these events, other than PG-rated skin-on-skin contact. Instead, we get a reality show - we see Bella and Edward marry and the consummation of that marriage. In a film, there needs to a conflict or character development or a progression of plot.
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Like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, they are nothing more than models in a movie that is somewhere between a prepubescent softcore porno and a CW TV-series a few episodes from being cancelled. He’s a six-pack of abs that has a limbs and a face attached to it, a mannequin whose talent peaks at not speaking. Taylor Lautner’s Jacob Black is furious and he shows it by gnashing his teeth, taking off his shirt, and racing off into the forest. Our first scene lasted 30 seconds, but it’s all we need to know about the film. But just in case you’re on the fence, let me confirm for you what countless others have already done: Breaking Dawn Part 1 is in fact, terrible. Either way, I doubt a glowing review or a negative review would change your mind. You either started out a hater or you are a converted hater (like myself). You’re either an unabashed, unashamed Twilight fanatic who has read all the books and seen all the movies on opening night.
And I’m not talking about Team Edward vs.
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